His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, “You must come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink.”
“No, honey, she’s in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.”
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. “Hi, Davey,” she says, “Want your usual lap dance?”
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. His wife starts screaming at him. The cabbie turns his head and says,
“Looks like you picked up a real doozy this time, Dave!”
