look, they’re sticking to the pan! Careful! Careful now! You never listen to me when I cook! NEVER! Flip them over already. HURRY! ARE YOU CRAZY? Take it easy! EASY! Nooo, don’t forget the salt. Put salt on them, SALT!”
The wife stares at her husband:
“What’s wrong with you? You think I can’t fry a few eggs?”
The husband answers calmly:
“I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
