When Zoo Keepers realized Female Gorilla was badly in Heat

she might calm down.

It was then they approached a rather dumb janitor and asked him if he’d like to have sex with the gorilla for $500.

The janitor laid down three ground rules.

1: He didn’t wanna have to kiss her.

2: He’d like her to be freshly washed.

And 3: He’d need another week to come up with the $500.