working tonight and sure enough she said “Meet me in room 804 across the street.”
He was in luck.
She was a knockout.
They got to the room and he sat down anxiously on the edge of the bed.
She asked him what he wanted and he thought for a second, then said “How much for a hand job?”
She said, “300”.
His eyes popped open and he asked “300?”
She said, “Walk over to that window and open the curtains”.
“See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn’t inherit it. I’m that good.”
He was like, “well go right ahead honey”.
So she proceeded to give him the best hand job he ever had. After a little rest he thought, if that was that good…”How much for a blow job?”
She said “600”.
OH MY GOD! was his reply. She told him to walk back over to the window. “See that 15 story hotel? I own it and I didn’t inherit it. I’m that good.”
He said “Well get to work then sweetie.” And sure enough he got the best blow job he ever received. After a little “rebuilding” time he thought, if that was that good… “How much for sex?”
She chuckled and said, “Honey, I’d own this whole damned town if only I had a pussy.”
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