Johnny got slapped every night by his Dad. What his Teacher told him makes the Things more Awful.

Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.

The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.

Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?

Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mum, ‘Are you cuming?’

Mum said, ‘Yes I’m cuming, are you cuming too?

Dad answered: Yes.

They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I’m also coming…..

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