things with our heart, so it’s bound to go to heaven first.”

Teacher says, “very good. Do you want to say something, Johnny?”

Johnny says, “Our legs go to heaven first.”

Teacher, not getting any clue says, “How comes it, Johnny?”

Johnny says, “Yesterday night, I was passing through my parent’s room, & there was my mom,-legs high in the air- screaming ‘Oh God! I am cumming'”