As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. Unfortunately, standing right next to her is a salesman.
“Good day, ma’am, how may we help you today?”
Flustered, she asks, “Sir, how much does this rug cost?”
“Madam,” he answers, “If you farted just touching it, you’re gonna shit when you hear the price.”
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