When A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac were sitting on a bench

then kill it,” shouted the murderer.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again,” said the necrophile.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it,” said the pyromaniac.

There was silence, and then the masochist said:

“Meow.”