appearance. After wandering around for a bit, he stumbles into the nearest bar. He sits down at the bar and orders a full glass of vodka.
He sips nervously and musters the courage to ask the bartender: “What year is it?”
The bartender is confused, but replies: “2025…”
Putin takes another sip of his drink to process this information. He then asks: “And Crimea, is it still ours?”
Bartender proudly replies: “Still ours!”
Putin nods in approval and takes another sip. Then, he follows: “And Kiev, is it also ours?”
Bartender replies: “Kiev also ours.”
A big, happy grin appears on Putin’s face, as he finally finishes the drink and asks the bartender: “How much for the vodka?”
Bartender: “100 hryvnias!”
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