“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?” Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks, “Honey, please .. just one more time before I die ?” she says, “Of course, dear.” and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses turns until he’s down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. “Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…..?
At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning …you don’t.”
