having no balls but what is he to do? Figures having no balls is better than death. Guy has the surgery and all is well.
Well a few weeks later his penis turns blue. So back to the doctors and says that he understands that the alternative is death but is curious as to how he will pee. And the doctor explains they’ll install a piece of PVC pipe and a valve to control the flow. So the guy has the surgery and no longer has dick and balls.
A few weeks later the guy shows up a few weeks later upset that now the PVC pipe was blue. The doctors just kind of stares at it and says “hmmmm, must’ve been the jeans”