When Karen was not feeling well

crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?

Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We’ll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?

Karen: That’s better! Of course, it would!

Doctor: What’s your birth sign?

Karen: Cancer.

Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.