The teacher calls on Timmy. Timmy says, “When I was younger I had chicken pox and all other moms brought their kids over so I could give them chicken pox too because it was good that I was contagious.”
The teacher says, “That’s another good one!”
Little Johnny is raising his hand and the teacher hesitates but reluctantly calls on him.
Little Johnny says, “This weekend our neighbor finally painted her old fence. My dad said it was about time, it took the cunt ages.”