the street. The first drunk says “my girl was passed out. She never made a peep.”
The second drunk shouts, “my was dead. She never moved a muscle!”
The third drunk leans in and whispers conspiratorially, “they were witches.”
“Witches?” The other two day in unison.
“Yep! I bit mine on the ass and she farted in my face and flew out the window!”
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