When Teacher asked Little Johnny How many watermelons can he carry?

hand: “I would carry two!”

“Okay, how would you do it?”

“I would put one under the left arm, and the second one under my right arm!”

“Excellent! I doubt anyone can carry more”

Little Tony disagrees: “I can carry three!”

“Oh? And how would you do it?”

“I’d put one under the left arm, one under the right arm, and I would spike the third one on my willy”

“Oh, that’s inappropriate, Tony! Class, let’s move on to another question!”

“Mrs. Teacher, I can carry five!” says little Johnny.

Teacher is very suspicious but the curiosity takes over: “Oh dear, how would you do that?”

“I’d put one under the left arm, one under the right arm, and I would spike Tony on my willy.”