hand: “I would carry two!”
“Okay, how would you do it?”
“I would put one under the left arm, and the second one under my right arm!”
“Excellent! I doubt anyone can carry more”
Little Tony disagrees: “I can carry three!”
“Oh? And how would you do it?”
“I’d put one under the left arm, one under the right arm, and I would spike the third one on my willy”
“Oh, that’s inappropriate, Tony! Class, let’s move on to another question!”
“Mrs. Teacher, I can carry five!” says little Johnny.
Teacher is very suspicious but the curiosity takes over: “Oh dear, how would you do that?”
“I’d put one under the left arm, one under the right arm, and I would spike Tony on my willy.”
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